It keeps me eating when I'm not doing theatre.
I get to vote on color.
Every once in a while I get a cool present just for being here.
Sometimes, I get paid to knit.
But today, has got to be one of my all time favorite things ever.
Ladies and gentlemen - I'm making assless pants.
Okay, that's not actually the point. I'm cutting the back pockets out of jeans so they can be framed and used as a display device. But once you've cut the back pockets out what are you left with? That's right - assless pants.