- My mini chickens have acquired an egg. They're taking turns sitting on top and the others gather around the sides. I am also up to three doorknobs. I amuse myself. (I will see if I can get a photo.)
- I just tried to breathe, walk, and drink at the same time. This resulted in chai latte dripping out my nose, which was seriously unpleasant. I don't think I've ever coughed any liquid through my nose before, and I think I need to not do it again.
- I am fairly certain yesterday's handcuff story is going to end up being my Idol entry this week, after much rewriting. So sorry to the folks who will discover it twice. Based on the first prompt I had printed out poetry (both Maya Angelou's Caged Bird and Paul Lawrence Dunbar's Sympathy) but then the prompt changed so instead of something heartfelt and moving you'll get comedy about handcuffs.
- This morning I once again drove past the McD's drivethru with six cars in it to head to the Jamba Juice which was empty. I think the universe is trying to validate my choices.
ETA: it's small because I haven't figured out how to make photos from my phone be anything else.
Still life with mini-chickens, egg, doorknobs, cue lights, and monkey