Something by a friend that everyone should read; it's lovely.
"Once upon a time there was a girl who...no. Wait."
Also, I'm here now.
Rehearsal comment: Everyone in the room is remembering a version that has actually happened, but there have been a lot of versions. Saying, I don't write things down so someone else should, is not so helpful. Especially when I have been writing things down, and am trying to share the latest version I have, and am ignored. Whee!