"I think so too. Oh my god, check this out: 'i sing of Olaf glad and big.' What -- ew?"
"I hate e.e. cummings."
"Me too. It's called a shift key, tough guy."
All praise and credit to Sarah Bunting, who has a fabulous site called tomatonation.com
You can find this whole essay at:
and then keep hunting around the site. Read her advice column, or her essays. Just read. Funny stuff.
(She's the Sars who is a cofounder of televisionwithoutpity.com which is how I found her site.)