This year I've been busy!
In July I gave ladywithawrench a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole flymara's purse (30 points). In October I put money in ivyisgilgamesh's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Wednesday I stole la_anah's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (58 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
this is silly
My LJIdol piece this week was partially inspired by the poem that is below the cut, which is one of my all-time favorites. The conceit is that the…
"To the tune 'Red Embroidered Shoes'" by Huang O If you don't know how, why pretend? Maybe you can fool some girls, But you can't fool Heaven. I…
You don't really want to win LJ Idol, do you? This endless write, read, repeat being done to Gary's whim on both topic and timing. And…