Rebecca (beeker121) wrote,
Rebecca
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I gave ladywithawrench a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole flymara's purse (30 points). In October I put money in ivyisgilgamesh's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Wednesday I stole la_anah's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (58 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
beeker121

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