Some discussion was beginning that was rather gross.
E: We shouldn't talk about that while people are eating. I've eaten myself..."
At which point the green room bursts into laughter thinking of the ways this can be misconstrued.
L: Look, it's Cannibal Lesbians in Theatre!
This leads to more laughter - especially when someone points out the acryonym. Go ahead - figure it out I'll wait.
So while we're all still laughing hysterically R at the table very quietly to herself says
R: No it's 'I've eaten' comma 'myself', not 'I've eaten myself' period.
At this point we continue to lose it, and spend the next several minutes talking all of our punctuation.
And apparently my drama is sickening rubrchick. Whatever.