Hooray! The 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Contest results are out!
One of my favorites is the subject of this entry. Here's another one - the runner up winner in the romance category:
"Sex with Rachel after she turned fifty was like driving the last-place team on the last day of the Iditarod Dog Sled Race, the point no longer the ride but the finish, the difficulty not the speed but keeping all the parts moving in the right direction, not to mention all that irritating barking."
Go and read. It will make you smile.
Also, I have agreed to work at Klutz for a few days to help them get caught up. So much for my wonderful four days off between shows. I can't quite decide if this makes me a good person or a complete chump. But at least it will be some extra money so hopefully next month's credit card bill doesn't put me back into debt.
And, I went to the comic book store today. Yay me!