Alright, I arrived at the rehearal hall to start setting up for the day, and I just clenched. I have let this show get to me to the point where I am psychsomatically getting frustrated just by walking in the door. So I am going to improve my mood by sharing with all of you the one joke that is guaranteed to make me laugh. Now, this isn't a great joke. If I'm in a really good mode I will maybe chuckle at this joke. But if I am overtired, or hugely frustrated, or having an awful day, this joke makes me guffaw. There are two parts.
Part I
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
*giggle*
Part II
Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was stapled to the monkey!
*laughs hysterically* I have spent an hour in a parking lot late at night after some show debating the attachment method in re: chicken to monkey. Staples have always won (though if you're doing a lighting call safety chaining the chicken to the monkey is also acceptable).
I hope other people find this amusing. Have a great weekend everyone who is getting one.
Joke!
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